COMMUNITY COLLEGE CLASSES
I finally decided to take a few community college classes. I had graduated with a bachelor’s degree from a bug university a few years ago so I didn’t even further education. I didn’t need to pick up any new skills for a job and I definitely did have an art or a hobby that I was pursuing. No, I glanced over course descriptions for Ceramics, Modern Politics, Speech and Grammar, and Diabetes and Living Well, and Beginner’s Computer Science, wondering which class would be best for me to meet girls in. I’ve tried bookstores (independent bookstores, mind you), the supermarket, and I’ve even wandered around the train station, trying to “accidentally” run into women. And when I say girls and women, I mean young girls and women. I want girls and women between the ages 18 and about 28. That’s when they’re in their prime. Afterwards, everything starts sagging. If I were completely in love with a woman like that, maybe I would be able to handle it, especially if she had a gym membership. But I don’t want a relationship like that right now. I don’t want to be tied down. I want to play the field and brag to all my friends about it later on.
