BATTLE OF LITTLE BIG HORN

I don’t intend on ever losing my hair. If it comes down to it, I’ll stare at myself in the mirror and shout and command my hair follicles to keep growing. There’s no history of early hair loss in my family, but too many of my friends have been losing their hair and it’s causing me to check out my own hairline every so often just to make sure it’s not running away back up my head like Custard’s army fleeing from the Sioux at the Battle of Little Big Horn. However, if I did start going bald, I wouldn’t bother with any transplants for hair loss or pouring on Rogaine or even getting a wig. No, at the first few signs of hair loss, which I would notice before anyone else since I’m always checking, I would just shave my head bald and tell everyone it’s a new look I’m trying. Eventually, everyone would get used to seeing me look that way and it wouldn’t matter. It’s the whole “out of sight, out of mind” philosophy. If I don’t have to see myself losing my hair, then I won’t think about it. And the bald look is in these days. More and more people are getting it and it does help save money since you’re not wasting it on haircuts.